The following document reached us under mysterious circumstances last week. Careful textual analysis using particle swarm model selection methods affirms that it is of foreign rather than Mancunian origin – possibly Yorkshire or the Thames Valley region. Readers who may be able to shed any light on its origins are strongly encouraged to keep the information to themselves.
Manuscript Found within an Omnibus, upon last Sunday morning, being an Occasional Verse, in some sort, an Ode Commemorative, in the mode of a Serio-Comic Song, concerning the late Universal Colloquy of all the Scholars of the Globe Entire, held at the College of the Rising Manufacturing Town of Manchester.
We’re up and down the Oxford Road, we’re in and out the venue,
With smile polite, with focused mind, consult again the menu;
Of hist.of sci. and tech. and med. there is, it seems, no end,
So much to choose, so much to lose, it drives me round the bend. Continue reading